Hello everyone I'm President Donald Trump —welcome to the greatest fantasy football draft you’ve ever seen. People are saying it’s the biggest, the best, maybe the most important draft in history. And I have to tell you, I agree. It's gonna be, Huge.
Now listen, we’re not sitting at home clicking little buttons on a computer like little snowflake democrats—no. We’ve got the draft board. A beautiful board. Like my big beautiful wall. Tremendous stickers, the best you’ve ever seen. Everyone is going to look at your picks, and believe me, some of them will be disasters. Like the Biden administration. A Total disaster. But some… some will be winners. Unlike crooked Hillary.
This board, folks, is where champions are made. Somebody is going to make a pick so bad, people will be laughing about it for years. Like they laughed at the Obama administration—probably the worst pick in history. But somebody else is going to make the deal of a lifetime. A sleeper, a steal, just incredible.
And when this season is over, there will only be one champion. One person with the trophy, the bragging rights, the power. Will it be you? Maybe. Maybe not. We’ll see. But it all starts right here, right now, with this draft.
So good luck, make smart choices, and remember—fantasy football is about winning. And we’re going to have so much winning, you might even get tired of winning… although I doubt it. Ice Ice Baby! Let’s draft!”
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