I am Governor Gavin Newsom
My slick hair shines, my smile’s gruesome
I love the people, just not their freedom
I mandate masks for all your children
I run the state with solar vision
You’ll own no car — just my permission
I’ll ban your lawn and gas stove usage
Progress enforced by bureaucratic nudists
California Über Gavin
California Über Gavin
Über Gavin, California
Über Gavin, California
Yeah!
Zen fascist from the Bay Area
I’ll virtue-signal all hysteria
Smiling in a French laundry sweater
I’ll lock you down for the greater better
I’ve got apps to track your movement
I’ll fine you twice if you show improvement
The woke shall rule, dissent’s sedition
Hush now, Karen, it’s equity tradition
California Über Gavin
California Über Gavin
Über Gavin, California
Über Gavin, California
Yeah!
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